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MST3K quotes from 'Hercules Unchained'

posted 17 years ago by rudeboy8080
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[People laugh at Hercules when he's lured into a trap]
Tom: Herc has a big, smelly butt!

Crow: Herc's got a red butt!
[Hercules kills a tiger]
Joel: [impersonating tiger]You killed my dad, you freaked out maniac!
Tom: They'rrrrre great!

Omphalae's boy toy: Don't leave me!
Crow: [Woman's voice]I was just going to the bathroom!

Joel: He's got Batman underoos on!

Tom: I love Italian beef!

[Hercules drops a rock/anchor in the sea]
Tom: Goodbye, Mr. Hoffa!

Joel: It's an army of portopotties!
Hercules: I am so sleepy I can barely keep awake!
Tom: That would define the definition of sleepy!

Joel: It's the latest sport: Grandpa Dunking!

[–] bill_voelker21 16 years ago

I'm long!

If you think he's long, try me. Longest.

[–] rudeboy8080 16 years ago

[Ancient Greek guy on ship]
Crow: How fast you figure were goin', Bob?

Joel: This is an aphrodesiac for her!
Tom: What isn't an aphrodesiac for this woman?

Tom: Did someone call IXII("911/Emergency phone number")?

Crow: Thanks for helping me move Hercules this weekend, man. There's some pizza and beer for you on the coffeetable.

[–] GazHack 16 years ago

Crow: "The closer she gets, the weirder she looks!"

Joel: "He's Herculicious"

Joel: "Say what you like, this guy sees the funny side of everything."

[–] almightyfredder 15 years ago

"But the program says orgy to follow!"

"It's twue! It's Twue" (great Young Frankenstein reference)

Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to Die!!

signed,
"Buy breasts where you work or bank!"

[–] gloomanddoom 15 years ago

Herc: Look! I'm hungry!
Tom: Listen! It's cold!

Tom: You take that two drink minimum seriously, don't you?

[–] theFFVIguy120222 14 years ago

Just like collecting unemployment checks.

[–] wmkingsman 13 years ago

" Dah, Dah, Dah, Dah.....
Here Comes The King, Here Comes The Big Number One....."

[–] ptrschckl 12 years ago

"Ooooooo, Mrs. Partridge!"

HERCULES: "I'm so sleepy I can't seem to stay awake!"
TOM: "Well, that WOULD be the definition of 'sleepy'!

***Y'know... if we PRETEND we know what's going on, this is actually kind of exciting!***

[–] Rene_Sens 11 years ago

Crow: Oh, come on! He throw giant chocolate bunny!