1) Under NO conditions go for a car ride with your mad scientist fiance to see his secret laboratory.
2) Always make sure that the closet where you keep your Frankenstein monster is properly locked up.
And 3): Quit while you're a head.
share3) If you ever make a low-budget film about a decapitated head, only shoot full-shots of the tablecloth-less table from the back.
share4)If you're going to strip clubs to look for a new body for your fiancée's severed head, make sure the 'dancers' have at least a LITTLE class.
share5. When offered a cocktail at 12Am from a strange (but handsome) man in his basement-laboratory, tell him ".. never touch the stuff".
share6). If you're going to try and fool the general public that your 5'8 nurse/
girlfriend is walking around with the body she was born with, don't attempt
to steal the body of a woman who is clearly only about 5'1. (especially when
your girlfriend is flat-chested and the "other" woman is stacked).
7) Keep the malpractice premiums current (no deductible)
share(8) If you're going to paint the wall with the stump of your arm, at least do it carefully.
(9) In the real world, heart attack: instant death. In the world of The Brain that Wouldn't Die, decapitation: not so dead. Arm being ripped away from the shoulder: longest death scene in the entire history of cinema.
10) When locked up in a closet due to being disfigured by a mad doctor, refrain from knocking and complaining. It's very annoying and rude.
share11)It's not a good idea to keep assisting the mad scientist who keeps screwing up your arm transplants.
share12)Don't throw out that good roasting pan, recycle! One size pan fits all heads
13) Serve your decapitated patient bottle of gin. It won't solve your problem, but she drinks enough of it, she wont' care anymorrrrre