I imagine spending an eternity with Jesus or Allah would not be unlike spending an eternity with Anthony Freemont

You'd have to be constantly walking on eggshells, lest you found yourself targeted by the thin-skinned Jesus or Allah. Servants of these tyrants would sound exactly like the denizens of Peaksville: "That's a real good thing you did there. A real good thing. Isn't that a real good thing he just did? A real good thing indeed." And if anyone displeases Jesus or Allah it's The Cornfield - or, in this case, Eternal Punishment -- for them.