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Favorite David Gurney quote?


Few "Twilight Zone" characters are more quotable than Mr. Gurney.

"What a wife. What a doll of a wife. You could have at least taken my shoes off, you know."

"Now look Jim, I like you, but you get your hand off of me or I'll to see to it that you're fired."

"Mrs. Gurney, allow me to introduce myself. I'm David Gurney, your husband, remember?"

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"Never never never again...." while pulling partystring from top pocket.

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LOL

"That is what I call a delayed reaction! Two martinis at midnight and she gets stoned at ten o' clock in the morning!"

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LOL. I'm convinced Gurney went to the same party Bob and Millie Frazier were at from "Stop over..".

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"Wait a minute.. before you say one word before you say anything gimme a drink..."

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Bob and Millie deserve a thread of their own.

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"No, no, that's very thoughtful of you but I'm afraid I'm not much in the mood for breakfast. Thanks, anyway."

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Hell yeah they do

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"Go ahead, call the police. Call the fire department. And tell them to bring a oxygen mask because there is a man dying."

Maybe Gurney, Bob and Millie were at the same Mardi Gras where Jason Foster permanently disfigured his heirs ...

Or maybe Gurney was kidnapped by the same aliens that took the Fraziers ... And while these aliens make the Fraziers the playthings of one of their younglings they put Gurney in a simulation and subject him to a myriad of scenarios -- i.e. robbing him of his identity -- all so they can get a better grip on how earthlings behave enabling them to implement an invasion that will strike at all of humankind's most vulnerable spots.

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