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Favorite quotes from the MST3K version

posted 18 years ago by rudeboy8080
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-He shocked himself back to the Land of Oz!
-It's a giant turd with truck parts in it!

-He's been looting trucks for food to live on.
(Male lead picks up a twisted rifle)
Joel: He's been using this as a toothpick.
Crow: Hey, it's the gang that couldn't shoot straight!
-It's Mayberry...Mexican-style.
-Quiet! I am seeing Burnadette!
-Don't give him chili peppers. They burn his gut!
-He's being chased by credits!
-The truck's wet! Now they're overbudget!
-Calm down! The truck's just out of gas!
-WAR ON THE COLOSSAL...BREAST!
-Becwar? BECWAR...THE WILLIAM...SHATNER...NOVEL!
-They're shooting at him with a Saladshooter!
-It's Ralph Macchio as The Colossal Kid!
-Why is Sgt. Bilko there?
-Just spit it(Mexican food)in your napkin and say, "MMM."
-Someone please pass the sour cream.
-STOCK FOOTAGE AWAY!

[–] Broadway_Baby06 15 years ago

I don't remember exactly how the line goes but it was something like, "The light is different here in Grover's Corneros." Love the Our Town reference!

"I guess he's pro-Joyce!"

"Don't spare us anything here Burt." (or something like that; when we watch like 5 minutes of the police officer backing the jeep out and driving away)

"And this slide doesn't have anything to do with your life but it came with the packet!"

"Why are there so many civilians just milling about?"

"He's more like, 'I'll hit you in the face' kind of beautiful."

[–] gloomanddoom 15 years ago

When they sing "99 years of solitude..."

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