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Favorite MST3k Lines

posted 18 years ago by scherscb
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Mike [as Miss Blake]: Do you have cartoon music playing in your head too?

Tom: Remember when creating a dramatic film be sure to use genuine actors.

[Angelo appears in the doorway]
Tom: Jimmy Carter!
Crow [as Jimmy Carter]: There’s malaise over there.
Crow [as Jimmy Carter]: I believe I’m experiencing stagflation.

Crow: Swimming bonnet from Amish Beachwear Fashions of Charm, Ohio.

[Claire jumps head first into the water]
Tom: Neck Injury Theatre presents!

Mike: Man, this movie won’t let up!
Tom: It’s too exciting, I need a breather!

Tom: So the terror’s just sittin’ and waitin’ in the time machine, huh?

Mike: Now we get to watch people watching a movie, what is THAT all about?
Tom: Ah, so we’re just watchin’ the characters kill time until the movie starts up again, huh?
Crow: Guess so.
Tom: Uh, this is Chris Craft at capcom, the movie is on hold t-minus 10 minutes till plot resumption…We have a leak in the narrative and the movie could implode…
Mike: They reluctantly re-renter the plot…
Tom: Uh, ladies and gentlemen, we’ll be rejoining our plot momentarily; we hope the delay hasn’t caused you to miss connections to any other movies.

Professor Erling: We’d better put on our anti-radiation suits.
Mike: ‘cause we have those now.
Crow: Apparently.

Tom: Ok, let’s get this straight…a vicious woman comes from the year 5000 and SLAPS PEOPLE.
Crow: Yeah, that’s the plot so far.

[–] texanengineer 17 years ago

"No payments till the YEAR 5000!!"

[–] MST3K20 17 years ago

Yeah, I'm irradiated, what of it?

[–] TheThirteenthLemur 17 years ago

Mike: He's trying to re-animate a dead slinky...

Watch out for those tempo changes man!
Necesse est ut nihil faciamus.

[–] GazHack 17 years ago

"He died as he lived, pale and moist."

The nurse screams when she sees the disfigured woman.
"Well THAT was a sensitive reaction."

"Generic jazz, generic jazz."

"I've just checked folks, and the terror is on back order."

[–] brunicas 16 years ago

Forget that guy and groove on me.

Well, it's catish.

Sorry boys from the 50's, this is all you get.

Synchronized car parking.

I got an old johnson, and the motor's old too.

No payments, no interest till the year 5000.

Health care worker on the bayoo!

[–] 16 years ago

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[–] Cristopher_Jeorge 15 years ago

stasha paragnu blanca i'm just a bird in the sky

[–] mike_the_bloody 12 years ago

Victor: Professor, a woman!
Servo: (as Professor Erling) A woman, in here? Hide the comic books!

Victor: Look, Professor, I never pretended to be a scientist
Servo: Or an actor

Professor Erling: I'm sorry Victor
Mike: (as Professor Erling) I have to spank you

Mike: (as Miss Blake) Do you have cartoon music playing in your head too?

Servo: He likes to secretly dress in men's clothes

Crow: He looks like a walking butter sculpture

Crow: (as Dr. Hedges) I'm going to the city to be a stud

Servo: Hi Dave!
Crow: I'm not Dave. I'm a simple fern

Crow: (as Dr. Hedges) I don't have to act if I don't wanna

Mike: (as Dr. Hedges) I'm gonna kill you! I'm not kidding! My brother was killed by a stick!

Professor Erling: Can you read it? What does it say?
Crow: Lick me

Crow: (as Dr. Hedges) Now why don't you start undressing. I'll show you what he was doing

Professor Erling: I see that Bob has evidentally told you
Mike: (as Professor Erling) With his tongue

Crow: Poor Angelo is left to peep in an empty house. It's so sad

Crow: (as Claire) Please die. Don't fight it. Die

Servo: (as Victor) We're making gravy in our pants!

Crow: (as Dr. Hedges) Finally, a radioactive duck to shoot at!

"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

[–] RushCygnusX-1 11 years ago

Claire brings scuba gear to Robert.
Robert: I can't believe you didn't tell me you had this.

I'm not sure which of the guys it was (I think Tom Servo) says:

What other common recreational equipment is she hiding from me!