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What would you like to do if you could shrink?


I was just wondering what you would like to do if you could shrink? There are endless possibilities, like going into things that you would not normally fit in or going places where you would not normally be able to etc...

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3 words: GIRLS LOCKER ROOM. LOL

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I'd steer clesr of all of my ex-girlfriends...nothing good could come of running into one of them at the height of six inches.

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Hmmmmm...

Id say they would disagree with you! I bet theys find a tiny dr spike to be a fun if not wonderful twist of fate. What do you think think they might do with a tiny dr. spike? Heh heh

Oh I get it now, you dont think anything good would come of it from your perspective! Well that might be true but imagine how much the girls would like the opportunity to see little spike helpless and at their mercy!

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Hang around girls who love to ware skirts and black stilleto heels.

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I'd don a wetsuit, crawl inside a woman's vagina and find that bloody G-spot!

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I would ride around in a girl's cleavage all day and say "Beep! Beep! Here comes the Trans-Boob Express!"

http://www.bumscorner.com

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ROFLOL

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If I could shrink, I would put on a Yogi Bear costume and a pirate costume at the same time and run around singing, "Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! I am smaller than the average bear!"

http://www.bumscorner.com

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Live in a (to my shrunken form) giant fortress made of Lego bricks, towering over a Lego city. I would rule the world! (okay, all my subjects would be inanimate lumps of plastic, but that's a minor detail)

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There's an advantage to being small, if you're a drinker. Can you imagine how far a 12-ounce can of beer would go????

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Let me guess, party 24/7, a 12-ounce beer would give you an entire week and a half or possibly more... if you know what I mean. LOL

Yup, nothin better but a glass of beer and hot giantess chicks is all you need when yur an inch tall!!!


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I had answered this a few years ago, but I have another answer: Girl's locker Room, but with one addition. Being an inch or fration of an inch tall, I wouild need extremeky fast legs to get me out of harm's way. Nothing sexy or fun being squished by a 5'6 female when you're an inch tall.

"Oh, the pain - Dr Zachery Smith on Lost In Space

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4 names all i can say from past and present-- jennifer love hewitt, jayne mansfield, jessica simpson, and christina hendricks.

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How old are all you people? 14? I thought this movie was for mature, intelligent people. Leave the channel on MTV and leave the classics to the adults.

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Dude, lighten up. Everyone's just having some fun. Something it seems you're incapable of doing yourself. Too bad for you.

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I'm 64, and I think this is one of the funnier threads I've read in several weeks. As for being mature, intelligent, and adult, have you not you read the classic satire Gulliver's Travels? Dean Swift made observations similar to some of the above posts when he described Gulliver's stay in Brobdingnag. It might not be your kind of humor, but you have no reason to feel offended by people with imaginations.

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Did you even read some of these perverted comments? They read like something a horny teenager would say. "climbing up a womans vagina" that's imaginative?

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