100 things we learned from The Bridge on the River Kwai

002. A nurse can give you an enema and be your lover even if you're impersonating an officer.

003. Officers get better treatment in POW camps.
004. The British Army doesn't give you parachute training before you jump.
005. Officers are forbidden by the Geneva Convention from doing manual labor.
006. The Japanese suck at bridge building.
007. Burmese women really dig American guys
008. Leeches are really icky.
009. Japanese soldiers think it's funny to spit from a bridge.
010. Sometimes rivers go down in the night.
011. Colonel Saito shouldn't have left his knife in his office.
012. War is madness! madness!


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