Favorite MST3K Quotes
"Next on Insensitive Hospital..."
shareI don't want to grow anymore---I'm a Toys R Us kid
I don't want to grow anymore!! --I'm a Toys R Us kid!!
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Why can't you children post your little group postings on the MST3K message board where they belong and leave these boards to serious film fans????
shareIf this film was serious, I'd post a serious reply.
"Torgo, you're the laziest man on Mars!"
Yeah...I stopped watching that trash when they started slamming scifi classics!
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You say MST3K is trash. I say everything and anything they every made fun of is trash. yes, they did do some movies that were not all that bad, but they were what I would call trash in one way or another. every movie they ever made fun of deserved it, wether it was for bad dialog, bad acting, bad sets, or a lack of budget.
This show is a classic of comedy and parody if you would just lighten up and see it that way.
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Real Misties don't hate the films. We love them for the humor and joy they give us through MST3k. In fact, many of us ARE film buffs and appreciate that many obscure films were brought out of the dust and given new life by such a great show.
Perhaps you're just sitting on a bush?
{Glen, coughing, takes a drink from his barrel)
Crow : Uh... that's your chamber pot, sir.
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-See the Amazing Colossal Man!
-...or see the Giant Roll-on Deodorant!
-The answer is in your shoes...I don't know why.
-Time to die...Avon calling.
-How's the tar heroin coming?
-Is he alive or dead?
-Or Memorex?
What- are we going to see Keith Richards?
"Torgo, you're the laziest man on Mars!"
- = actual quote
* = MST3K reply
-Can you read me?
*A bedtime story
-Oh why does this have to happen to him???
*Because he's rock stupid honey
(as she walks into hospital room and sees no one in the bed)
*Oh no he turned into a pillow! Oh well at least I can flip him to the cold side when it gets hot...
(close up of newspaper that is cut off on both sides of screen)
*S. Enters Korean WAAAAH!!!
[Glen Manning thrashes a drive in theater and a Danny Thomas movie is billed on the marqee]
Crow: DANNY THOMAS?! He hates Danny Thomas.
[Glen kills a soldier with an oversized needle]
Tom: This is why lawn darts were taken off the market.
Crow: Don't use the bathroom. I punched a hole in the ozone.
"It's a light civilian plane coming in at..."
Joel: "Yes, it's light and fluffy, and I think I see cheese on the wings!"
Or, during one of the lab scenes,
as they're about to inject a test bunny with something,
Servo: "Daddy's gotta shoot up first, heh heh heh. Why doncha put on Sid & Nancy for me."
And there's nothing like watching Tom take a hit off the huge glass bong-lookin' thing onscreen at the time, either.
ahh, I always found MST3K's drug references awfully funny.
"Mmm, that's good weed, MMM-HMMM!!!!" (Mighty Jack)
Joel rules...
(I'm going to use starlitegirl890's idea of - = movie quote; * = MST3K quote)
As Dr. Scientist reveals his shrunken animals:
- It's amazing!
* It's a Sony!
Underneath the haughty there's a little bit of naughty.
(they're watching a video of the nuke destroying a fake town)
joel: (watching a house explode) this is your house and you're inside and i'm outside laughing! (another house explodes) and that's your mother's house! (they watch glen get caught in the blast again) oh you think you're a big hero big man??? (he's incinerated) yeah i bet you think you're a big man now!!!
all the time in a nasally voice
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During that scene, also:
(Borrowed-for-the-movie bomb test stock footage of house going kablooie)
SCIENTIST: "Here's the house...first burned....then disintegrated..."
(Footage of Glenn running out seconds before blast)
"....Now here's Col. Manning...."
CROW:(as Scientist)"....First burned...then disintergrated...."
The Army rolls in a film screen overhead inside Col.Manning's tent. They start rolling the film
JOEL: "Glen,PAY ATTENTION. IT'S A FILM ABOUT VD!!
MELLON:The Great Gatsby...He was...GREAT!
Why do they keep putting normal sized chairs in here? They're just screwing with me!
Can I go now!?
More like the amazing colossal lasange!
(Replacing a large crown on top of a building)
Hey I may be a giant but I've got taste!
(Rabbit is injected with a drug)
No not there! Ahhhgh. Ahhhh...I can see streaks...so many colours...no, don't put me in B block!
"Why is he ignoring me?"
(as her comatose fiancee is being rolled by on a hospital bed)
Not an actual riff, but I love how Tom snorts when the doctor says that the heart is made of a single cell.
shareYup- one of the great ones of the series- slow night last night in the mid-west and I busted this one out- still, after 19 years REALLY funny.
shareYes, one of the best MST3K's ever.
(when the bomb fails to go off at the beginning)
Joel: Hit it! Wiggle the plug!!
(when soldiers are told to wait for the bomb)
"Mind if I smoke sir?"
"I don't care if you burst into flames."
Also before Joel's "Wiggle the plug" riff, Crow says: "Oh, it's an Amazing Colossal DUD!"
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Glen saying "I just don't wanna grow up anymore"
Joel: "I'm a toys r us kid".
Glen: "I DON'T WANNA GROW ANYMORE!"
Joel: "I'M A TOYS R US KID"
You killed Captain Clown, YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN-The Joker on Batman TAS
Doctor: Your name was the only thing he said.
MST3K: That and "AAAAAAAGGH!"
Doctors put lumpy "seaweed" on his face
MST3K: Mmm, stovetop stuffing!
The bots talking about Joel's feet smelling like good cheese, etc
and you gotta love Joel's "I'm huge!" sketch.
This is a hilarious episode.
No movie that features anyone or anything suffering belongs on MST3K. It is insensitive to do so and it desensitizes people to suffering. Our young people do not need this to be done to them.
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