Best mst3k lines... - The Mole People Discussion

[–] scythe1138 19 years ago

Agar: You mean its not probable, LaFarge, in archaeology anything is possible.
Mike: Well not. . .really, no. . .

(setting is announced as "Asia")
Mike: Well that narrows it down!

(shows statue head)
Mike: Careful! He's outacting you all!

(Agar wipes at stone tablet with hand)
Mike: Well great! You just rubbed it all off!

(upon discovering the corpse of the guy who fell through the hole)
Mike: You keeelled him didn't you!!

Agar: The ruins of a Sumerian temple. . .
Mike: . . .are closed for repairs

(camera pans over horrified faces)
Servo: I just realized my life is a lie!

Crow (exasperated): What, John?!

Mike: I'm John the Pompous Ass

Crow: I'm guessing. . .the door closes at the end of the scene

Mike: You digging me, Beaumont?

Beaumont: I wouldn't know if they were Neanderthal or Cro Magnon
Crow: Why don't you just ask us?
Agar: One thing for sure is-
Mike: Their crotches are smoking.

Mike: Get out of my chair Lieutenant Crownroast!

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[–] PreachCaleb 8 years ago

Crow (exasperated): What, John?!

This one is such a favorite of mine, I use it anytime there's an awkward silence or a lull in the conversation.

Let's be bad guys.

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[–] Servo3000 19 years ago

"Load, tell us a story of when you were a major load"

"they're just keeping him around so they can hollow him out and crawl inside him"

"we'll make camp over here...and dig our graves over there"

"I left my wife and my 39 kids on the verge of starvation with only one hamburger left, left, left, right, left."

This is the first MST3k episode that I ever saw, and I was hooked for life! Thanks for the fun thread.

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[–] Gerhard_Reinke 19 years ago

Prof.: "Down, down..."
Mike: "To the very nipple of the world"

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[–] talktofm 19 years ago

mike: this movie is nothing but ropes and asses!"

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[–] ih8tt 19 years ago

"This is for all those whack-a-mole games!"

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[–] haladar 18 years ago

"Hey hoser better fix the peg, eh?"

Sanity is the playground of the unimaginative.

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[–] two-thirty-six-design 17 years ago

"Dirt goodies and insect rolls! Dirt goodies and insect rolls! You dug some good dirt today, here's two."

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[–] GazHack 17 years ago

"Disney's dominatrix world!"

"You're not going to forget that bit about being my slave?"

"Please for the lova...! Just stop Agar talking!"

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[–] KubricksRube 16 years ago

After Agar's smarmy lecture on love to his slave girl: "You have a booger blowing in and out of your nose."

And later: "Thanks for the bucket of cold water, clorox face!"

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[–] AlonzoTheArmless 16 years ago

My favorite: "He died as he lived- a total load."

"That's why...You always leave a note!" - J. Walter Weatherman

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[–] cal_dad_e 15 years ago

After the first guy falls down the hole...
Agar: "We gotta get down!"
Mike: "We gotta get funky!"

"Greetings, Earthling. I am the Bishop of Battle, master of all I survey. I have 13 progressively harder levels. Try me if you dare."

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[–] Xcalat3 14 years ago

mike: this movie is nothing but ropes and asses!"

When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...

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[–] shonenbat 14 years ago

Adad the slave girl: "Our gods are always angry and give orders."
Crow: "Oh, she's Catholic."

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[–] Dextrousleftie 13 years ago

"There's an unclaimed load in Aisle 5!"

"Brought you a big pan of smarmy!"

"Will you claim that you're Gods?"
"Agar will..."

"She comes across as more of an insult to the Gods, actually..."
"Somebody's ass is going to be fried for booking her..." (when the terrible lyturgical dancer is performing)

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[–] mike_the_bloody 13 years ago

Servo: Down, down, to the very nipple of the world!

Crow: Avalanche footage! Run!

Roger: We gotta get down!
Mike: We gotta get funky!

Mike: This movie is just ropes and asses!

Mike: (as Guard) Santa will see you now

Crow: Gentlemen we’ve been captured by gay wrestling cheerleaders

Mike: Load, tell us some stories about other times when you were a major load

Crow: (as Mole Person) We have no idea what we’re supposed to be doing! We pick up the dirt, you whip us! We put down the dirt, you whip us! COME ON!

Crow: He died as he lived, a total load
Mike: Contents of load may have shifted during death

Mike: (as High Priest) My nipples weep for you

Servo: (as Jud) I’m gonna go whip the mole

Mike: (as Roger) Let’s melt some elves

Servo: (as Mole Person) This is for all those years of Whac-a-Mole!

Crow: Oh movie, I’m not a praying man but if you can hear me, please, kill John Agar!

"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

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[–] keith_xyz 11 years ago

"Pilgrim!" after John Agar talks a la the Duke.

"This city must've been built on..."
"...rock'n roll."

As I type, I'm watchin' the DVD from Vol. XXVI!

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[–] tdl797 11 years ago

Ward, got back!
Filmed in WedgieVision.
Taxi!

First time watching it. I had to go back to see when "the load" stuff started and ended up watching the movie parts again. The host bits seem pretty bland on this episode.

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[–] dr-kandimba-1 8 years ago

(as a mole crawls through a wall)
Mike: I got the amontillado!

(when we see claw marks in one of the guy's chest)
Crow: You've slept with Maddonna!

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[–] huzdaman 8 years ago

After "the load" dies...

Crow: Say, is the first stage of grief unbridled joy?

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