Best MST3K lines?


(The cop awakes after being stung by the alien bat) Servo: Now I see it! Ronald Reagan would make a great president!

(Two cops who look like twins) Crow: So, mom is still dressing you alike, huh?

Paul (to Tom):"Your hands are human but your mind is enemy"
Crow: "And I won't bring up your feet"

Crow (as the wife stung by the alien bat) "Scientology is great"

Paul (to Tom, talking about the alien) "How could he care anything about you? He doesn't like, he doesn't dislike. He merely reasons, concludes and uses."
Crow: "Sounds like a producer"

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Graves bursts into a room and shoots sveryone dead.
Tom: You were all bad guys, weren't you?

Another person awakens after being stung by the bat as if he had an epiphany.
Joel: I understand now. Gallagher (food smashing comedian) IS funny!

Crow: Bad Carrot! Bad!

And they replay Peter Graves' speech THREE more times! Joel and the bots watch it, Dr Forrester and Frank watch it, and then it's played over the closing credits.

The stinger: "He learned too late that man is a feeling creature."
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