Just dopey, and not in a good way as a service comedy should be.
Tab plays, woodenly, an Army recruit in this misfired service comedy, a spoiled kid who gets away with all kinds of stuff, perhaps due to his good looks. It certainly isn't his winsome personality. Tab wanders about like a Tennessee Walking Horse in a field of plow horses with a blank, sullen, faintly deer-in-the-headlights look on his face, as he doesn't like the Army one bit and wants o-u-t. He is badly miscast and does some truly awful acting.
By the way, this has very little to do with Natalie Wood, 'THE GIRL' he left behind. She plays a minimal role, the kind of girl of the 50's who blows off studying for her finals and drives 100 miles to hook up with her handsome, wooden sweetie. (I swear, his expression never once changes from pouty ennui and distaste).
I really think this thing was made to jump on the 'Ensign Pulver' 'Wackiest Ship In The Army' 'See Here, Pvt. Hargrove' craze, to recruit for the Army (in spite of that little Korean War thing) and to get young men into the movie theaters with their swooning Tab Hunter fan girlfriends.