3+ hours of unremitting boredom, punctuated by...
James Dean staggering around and mumbling. No wait, that was boring too.
I've never been able to sit through this thing, and vaguely wondered why. Tonight I finally watched it all and the verdict's in: it just sucks. Where did it get the reputation as a classic?
It's just a running narrative of the lives of a family of rich redneck barbarians, presented in almost real time. There's no story arc, and nothing really happens; the kids just grow up and do things the parents don't expect or agree with, like in every family. The plea for racial equality is sort of tacked on as an afterthought. I feel like I aged forty years along with Rock and Liz, but with better makeup. And HOW did George Stevens manage to make Liz Taylor actually look like crap? That took work.
Have you ever seen worse set design? The Victorian house was gorgeous at the beginning, but then they painted the interior white at some point and refurnished it from Goodwill.
My only guess at the rationale for making this would be that Stevens actually hated Texans and was laughing his ass off at getting paid to insult them in wide screen Technicolor.