Kids and Balloons
I saw this little girl a few months ago. She was sitting on the floor crying, bawling, going ape$hit. I figured she just heard that her puppy was dead or something. I asked her mother was the problem was, and the mother said (obviously exasperated) "Her balloon floated away, now we can't get it back!" I couldn't believe it! That little girl crying like that over a stinking BALLOON!! If I had been her mother, I would have given her something to cry over. Like my BELT!
"It entered our airspace last night, and made a mockery of our intercept squadrons."