Favorite MST3k moments?
"It's the golden Hitler award"
"That was a Wal-Mart frame"
"Deuteronomy’s a hoot"
"Rot in hell, dear"
"It's the golden Hitler award"
"That was a Wal-Mart frame"
"Deuteronomy’s a hoot"
"Rot in hell, dear"
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He'd never touch you Terry, you're dirt.
"his enormous face falls"
a new life awaits you in the off-world colonies!
Servo: Buy guns. Guns are good. Buy them. Get guns. Buy guns
Fred: I got a car up the street and I know just the right places for a girl like you
Crow: The back seat
Crow: At this point it’s more of a Teen-Age Crime Ripple
Mike: Susan Hayward in “I Want to Shower”
Terry: Get moving big eyes
Servo: (as Jane) Okay fat ass
Denton: You’re chairs are too hard you know that?
Mike: (as Thomas) Don’t mock my chairs too son
Denton: You’re too old fashioned
Servo: (as Thomas) I listen to Snoop Doggy Dogg. Does that help?
Crow: (as Thomas) I’m not a violent man but if you take my last stamp I’ll kill you!
[As the telephone rings]
Crow: It’s that thing again! What does it mean?!
Crow: (as Terry springs awake) MITCHELL!
Mike: This movie is 40 minutes of hard driving living room action!
Terry: Don’t you call me dirt!
Servo: (as Terry) I’m more like topsoil!
Mike: (as Denton) Back to the Bible, Gramps! Tell me more about the crocodiles and that tying the ass to the tree thing
[As the phone rings again]
Mike: (as Thomas) There’s that sound again! Leave our house! What do you want?!
Servo: (as Terry) Answer the phone or the curtain gets it!
Servo: (as Denton) Society didn’t give me enough bullets!
Crow: Oh go ahead, let it out. Have a Teen-Age Cry Wave
[As "The End" appears on the screen]
Mike: Does not justify the means
"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
My favorite thing about it is that it created the recurring joke for later episodes:
"He'd never touch you, Terry. You're dirt."