Servo: Night Gallery: The Lost Episodes
Servo: I feel like I should take Prozac after hearing this music
Servo: To be like the Corman! To live like the Corman!
Joel & the Bots: Viva the Fold-Out Couch! Viva the Fold-Out Couch!
Marie: Why don’t you let me prove it?
Crow: Please don’t touch, Touch Connors
Joel: Man this looks like home movies of my parents wedding
Billie: I don’t know about your eyes but I sure got a sore back
Vera: Not from working
Joel: Whoa!
Joel: Guys it’s a prison slumber party!
Crow: Yeah they use razors in the pillows for pillow fights
Joel: What’s with the Get Smart music?
Crow: The Kids in the Hall escape prison!
Josie: You got a better suggestion?
Lee: Yeah, hold ‘em both as hostages
Joel: Have you held your hostage today?
Servo: I wonder what other names Touch Connors considered before he hit on Touch
Crow: Thrust?
Joel: Jab?
Servo: Fudge
Joel: Hm, Crunch
Crow: Blast!
Servo: Smidge
Joel: Shout
Crow: Batch
Servo: Scroth
Joel: Flake
Crow: Wink
Servo: Sploot
Crow: Beverly can sure handle a Johnson, can’t she?
Joel: Yes she can
Servo: Pinch Connors?
Crow: Pro Connors
Joel: Wing Connors
Joel: Jab Connors?
Servo: Grunt Connors
Crow: Blink
Billie: Enjoy yourself
Joel: (as Bob) I just did
Joel: You know, it’s hard to keep your head above water when you’re up to your ass in alligators
Servo: (as the Alligator) So you wanted to make shoes out of me, huh? I got your shoes right here!
Crow: Next time we kidnap Ernest Borgnine
Servo: (as Bob) Girls, girls, plenty of Touch to go around
Josie: It’s only a couple feet deep. We’ll take turns
Servo: (as Bob) At Touch
Joel: (as Bob) Giddup! Ha-ha, just kidding girls
Crow: I can use an overdose of Dramamine right now
Bob: If I were untied we could jump ‘em now
Servo: (as Bob) Or you can all jump me
Servo: Branch Connors
Joel: Hey, Snake Connors
Crow: Classic Mannix disarm
Servo: Very nice
Crow: (as Bob) Hey, don’t Touch Connors me there
Crow: (as Bob) You have the right to remain hot. Anything I have will be held against you
"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
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