Colonel Stewart (The day Grandpa brought him home for dinner)
When James Stewart was a colonel in the Air Force, my maternal grandfather worked as a civilian contractor as a driver at the base where Colonel Stewart was stationed. Even though my grandma was a huge Jimmy Stewart fan, it took Grandpa awhile to make the connection. Colonel Stewart always requested Grandpa as his driver because Grandpa never bothered the colonel for autographs. To my grandpa, he was just "Colonel Stewart." Grandpa would tell Grandma about how conceited he thought the colonel was, because he always wore dark glasses when they went into town, regardless of the weather. Since Grandpa didn't realize Colonel Stewart was a movie star, Grandma had no idea, either.
One day, while driving into town, Grandpa finally asked the colonel why he always wore dark glasses even if it wasn't sunny. Stewart replied that it was so people wouldn't recognize him...I think it was then that it dawned on Grandpa. After the two of them had a laugh at the fact that Grandpa had had no clue who "Colonel Stewart" was, Grandpa told Stewart what a fan Grandma was, and would the Colonel like to come home for dinner...so there's Grandma in the kitchen making dinner, completely unaware of what is about to happen. In walks Grandpa like every other day. "Ma, I brought a guest home for dinner." Grandma looks up to see James Stewart walk through her kitchen door. As far as I know, they had a wonderful evening.
My mom (who died last February) told that story many times over the years.
"You was wrong, Mr. Dunson."