Cesar (Spoilers) ...


Great film, the only thing that bothered me was that I just didn't buy that Cesar would be so stupid as to give the stolen diamond to the girl. I mean, it was the most incompetent, amateurish and dangerous thing he could have possibly done.

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The WHOLE movie was lame and amateurish. Someone needs to move quickly and make sure this slacker of a movie drops downa bunch of pegs so poor saps like me dont get conned into watching it and keep waiting for something to happen but never does.
BORING.

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The only thing I agree with you on is that you're a poor sap.

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Well said, and
I also want to know the dumbasses giving this movie 1, you can like or dislike it but 1, what next ... Donkeypunch at the top of all time 250..

Why so Serious ?

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Good one.

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The only thing I agree with you on is that you're a poor sap.
Me too.

It's amusing to read Rififi described as a 'slacker' film though!
Fatima had a fetish for a wiggle in her scoot

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...and wasn't the ring he gave her that little bit of *extra* he went back for... not necessarily part of the "Loot From The Safe". He was thinking with the wrong head, of course!

P.S. I was *very* surprised when I found out Cesar (whom I enjoyed so much as a horny safe-crackin' character) was actually the director! I had no idea!

P.P.S. Jaxxbox should get back to watching some more EXCITING action like Transformers 2, and let the rest of us enjoy this BORING old shtuff.

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Why's that so hard to believe? Think about it, if you won the lottery, or suddenly came into some cash and there was a boy or girl you wanted to impress, wouldn't you take him/her out somewhere really fancy-pants and/or buy him/her something impressive? People in love do stupid things all the time.

And if it was so far-fetched, it probably wouldn't be re-used in tons of other movies (Goodfellas springs to mind, when one guy buys a new car and another buys his wife a fur coat after the Lufthansa heist).

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(Goodfellas springs to mind, when one guy buys a new car and another buys his wife a fur coat after the Lufthansa heist).


And this is a great example because it shows it's true; the book, Wiseguys, depicts real cases of criminals behaving this stupidly after heists. As far as true crime books go, it's quite an eye-opener for people who think the crime world is full of suave geniuses like in Ocean's Eleven.


This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.

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I don't remember the line verbatuim
however it was something like
there isn't a safe he can't crack
and a woman he can't say NO to.

It was his only flaw as a criminal
the same can be said about Tony

His flaw was his undying need to make things equal/even.

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It's a classic error that most crims make. They become greedy and complacent with it and end up revealing goods without an established source of income. As someone else posted he had a pathological weakness for women as well, presumably from growing up with 4 ugly sisters!

He was my favourite character by a long shot. So tidy in action as a thief and yet the one who drops a crumb that leads to their discovery.

Fatima had a fetish for a wiggle in her scoot

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Yes, that's a good take on it.

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In Mario's description of Caesar, he stated that Caesar's big flaw was his attraction to women. So, he had to be the one to betray them.

I loved Tony's question to Mario when he first meets Caesar: "Did you cut him out of a catalog?"




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