Sandwich Dreams


Betty can't sleep so she goes to get a late night snack and Bob delivers this goofy speech about the sandwich tray that always makes me laugh.

“I got a whole big theory about it, you know — different kinds of food make for different kinds of dreams. Now if I have a ham and cheese on rye like that, I dream about a tall cool blonde, sort of a first-sack attack, you know. Turkey, I dream about a brunette, a little on the scatback side, but oh, sexy, sexy.”

“What about liverwurst?”

“I dream about liverwurst.”

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