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whoa man take it easy, we're in the tubes back here


mystery science theater 3000: the movie

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I farted

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Oh NO! my one vulnerable point

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AHHH! There go the piano lessons!

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i can't remember my dad

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everyone picks on that one weak spot of my exoskeleton

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"Cal you take the first tube, Ruth the next."
"What about you?"
"I'll use the third tube."

Pfsssh! Oh right stupid question!




"Place your hands over these bars. They're magnetized."

And if your hands were metal that would mean something!


Love MST3K.

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"Place your hands over these bars. They're magnetized."

And if your hands were metal that would mean something!


Haven't you heard that magnets are good for your health? In fact, they can even cure disease! Ever see those TV infomercials for magnetic massagers? Obviously you need a refresher course in Medical Quackery 101!


All the universe . . . or nothingness. Which shall it be, Passworthy? Which shall it be?

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"This isn't paper, it's some kind of metal!"

Uh, no sir, that's paper!

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Where's my gun?

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actually its, "Keep it on the Road, we're in the tubes back here

Masturbation is not illegal, but if it were people would probably take the law into their hands.

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eat at joe's eat at joe's

suddenly i have a minty flavor

i always love that one

http://twitter.com/chappy422

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"Place the catalog on that table to your right."

Open it to the...underwear section.

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Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative.

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"No, farther toward the kill zone, please."

"Hope you both like sulfur!"

"Where can I empty my hat?"

"We did it and you know it."

"Exeter..." "...you dog..." "...you're a liar..." "...and I hate you."

"But before unpacking...d'oh!"

"What's this 'And the rest' crap?!"

So many great lines.

The Falcon flies

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Later I'll ram my ovopositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest. But, I'm not an alien!

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