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Things We Can Learn From Robot Monster

posted 8 years ago by mariakelly-04164
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1) It's not a good idea to have a picnic in a rock quarry, especially when you're wearing a nice dress.
2) Never let your child hang around a man who went to a summer camp where he had to take an after-lunch naps at age 14.
3) In the future (or in a little boys dreams), your mother and your older sister will not be wearing bras.
4). Any archeologist who says that robots did not exist in ancient tines obviously hasn't read "Chariots of the Gods".
5) Daniel Craig is the only human male on earth allowed to run around shirtless.

Anybody else?

[–] mariakelly-04164 8 years ago

6) When you are the leader of an alien race who wants to conquer the earth, don't put someone who has the IQ of an eggplant in charge of the invasion force.

[–] mariakelly-04164 8 years ago

7) Aliens who have deep sea helmets and giant gorilla bodies can't walk very fast.

[–] mariakelly-04164 8 years ago

8) It's very annoying to have a minion who calls you every five minutes for advice.
9) A producer who would consider George Nader for the role of General Frank Savage (yes, I'm talking about you, Quinn Martin) needs to be on antipsychotic medication.
10) You shouldn't marry a guy who thinks that a woman can't be an electrical engineer, even if it's the end of the world.

[–] mariakelly-04164 8 years ago

11) Never make the mistake of thinking that even though the alien who can see through your viewscreen, he can't possibly hear you plotting against him.
12)One of the most important items to have in your emergency disaster supplies is LOTS of hair gel.

[–] mariakelly-04164 8 years ago

13) Do NOT let your younger daughter outside of your anti-RoMan shelter, especially if her sense of direction skills aren't very good.
14) When you want to have some privacy on your honeymoon, make sure that it's outdoors within sight of the alien who's trying to kill you.
15) Always be sure that a wedding veil is among your disaster supplies, just in case you want to marry your male chauvinist pig of a boyfriend before you're killed by an alien.

[–] mariakelly-04164 8 years ago

16) If your father starts going into tangents as he's performing your marriage ceremony, be patient with him. After all, it's not his fault that all the clergymen on earth have been killed in an alien invasion.
17) Try to take the alien who is trying to kil you seriously, even if he looks like a wannabe Borg.

[–] mariakelly-04164 8 years ago

18)Flowers should be given to the bride BEFORE the wedding, not after.
19)The "impertinent" young boy has more common sense than the rest of the cast put together.
20)Even the world has been destroyed, there will be more than enough electricity to power your Anti-RoMan proof shield