Hilarious!


This is one of the unintentionally funniest movies ever made. Shockingly bad acting and dialog. The scene where they gather around the styrofoam Stonehenge is incredible, especially when as a defensive manoever he pushes a loose stone over, and it lands with a tiny little *thud* (a stone which by rights should weigh many tons). It's really fun to watch; it has to be one of the campest movies ever made. It almost turned me gay for a minute there. Ava G. took care of that, though.

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I get a bad picture for Channel 5. Over the past few years I have seen bits and pieces of the film, I suppose I have seen it fully in my childhood, many years ago.

I saw the Lancelot v Agravain fight today, but not the final battle. I haven't seen that since forever and don't remember it.

As I said, I keep on seeing bits and pieces of it, but I do tend to see the end battle between Mordred and Lancelot, which always irritate me,
(1) because Arthur and Mordred are supposed to kill each other.
(2) Lancelot is an adulterer and a traitor and should be the villain of the piece!


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AMAZING!--someone who actually takes the Arthurian legend seriously instead of as a big joke fit only for costume parties. I would not mind lending a helping hand to whoever wants to create an Arthurian movie truly worthy of Sir Thomas Malory's original.

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DracenWolfe, I'm confused by your two points. I can get number 1, if, like many people, you're so used to Malory's version of the Arthurian legend that you consider Malory's ending like the "true" ending of any Arthurian tale (well, actually, the Morte Darthur doesn't end with the final battle, but I've never seen any filmmaker bother with the following episodes). But then, how can you consider that Lancelot "should" be the villain? He's certainly never depicted as a villain in any of the medieval tales, and especially not Malory, who seems very fond of Lancelot and Guinevere.
Taken individually, I'd say your points are just a matter of opinion. But taken together, I really can't make sense of them.

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I don't think you know what the term "campy" means.

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Laugh a minute!

“You’re not the tooth faerie are you?”
“No, she’s real. Don’t be a plank!”

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As a cast member of two RenFaires, both of them, despite the name, medieval in setting, I am unimpressed with the sword work; I know teenage boys who could make mincemeat of these knights. But this version is greatly to be praised for one thing: it at least /tries/ to get the story right, within the limits of the Production Code. The characters remember that they are Roman Catholics, rather than Tennysson's Protestants, White's post-Christians, or modern pagans. The battles are also to be praised for displaying something like genuine medieval tactics. True, they are more the tactics of the Hundred Years War than of sub-Roman Britain, but the middle ages never gave a damn about anachronisms, so why should we? At least they /are/ tactics, which is more than can be said for the confused and confusing mess in the Keira Knightley film.

Oh, whatever that fake standing stone may be, I doubt it’s styrofoam. Probably canvas and/or papier-mâché over a wood and chicken-wire frame. (Actually, even if it were styrofoam, the frame would still be there.)

I do wish the word “sire” weren’t used interchangeably with “sir”. While it was indeed used that way in the middle ages, the entire script is in Modern English, and in Modern English, "sire" is strictly a term of respect, applied to superiors.

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Is this the one with the pillow fight in it?

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Jwkenne: Yes! I thought for a moment that my eyes had deceived me. But it's a pillow fight sure enough.

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Which is what makes it so... (ahem)... Fabulous! Overblown, chewed scenery dialog; phoofy helmet plumage clearly concocted from some man-made, chemical based compound; well lit, spotless medieval castles and keeps. Not a horse turd to be seen anywhere. Sublime camp with absolutely no intention of "campery." It only works because the cast is so earnest. No better way to spend a rainy Sunday afternoon than a good ol' early fifties epic.

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The Stonehenge bit was bad!

Its that man again!!

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