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The beaver has taken the cheese, repeat - THE BEAVER HAS TAKEN THE CHEESE.

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Wilfred was overcome with excitement...it had been six long weeks since he had first planted the bate.

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Grandma Joe preferred her tomatoes ripe. Only then could she coax Herman the worm into dancing the tango.

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With it being a Tuesday. He knew there would be plenty of Spam left over from the night before.

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And in the blink of an eye, Jimmy the one-eyed butcher appeared complete with his trademark box of cornflakes, and Derek the goat followed behind him.

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Once the gang were ready...they set off to Droitwich...in the hope of a better life working at the local greengrocers.

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And once they arrived at their destination - the package was just were Psycho Dave and his gang of SilverFish had promised. The Pedigree Chum and Neil Diamond concert tickets proved to be the catch of the day.

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