"He hit me with a chicken!"

"I was nuts about him. Know what he did to me? First he gave me a phony name. Second, he was already married. Third, the minute the preacher said amen, he never did another tap of work. Then he stole my TV set and gave it to a car hop. When I asked him about that, he hit me with a chicken."

"A live chicken?"

"No, a baked chicken; stuffed!"

Gets me every single time! LOL!