Where did he get 'Cat-Women'?

Well, I'll be *beep* You may not know it, but graduate of Marie Windsor University or not, you actually -- if it really was accidentally -- hit precisely upon what I was alluding to! Truly amazing.

"Uhny-Uftz" was the name of an episode of the old Dick Van Dyke Show, one I believe from 1963. In it, Rob thinks he sees a flying saucer hovering over his office building when he's working very late one night. The saucer makes this ridiculous sound -- Uhny-Uftz. When he tells Buddy and Sally about it they of course think he imagined or dreamed it, and when he insists he not only really saw it, but that it talked, they definitely think he's gone off the deep end. Buddy asks him what it said, and as he tries to recall the "words", he stops and says, "It sounded like 'Sonny Tufts'." Sally then walks over to him and says, "Rob, you didn't see a flying saucer." "Why not?" "Because if one of those things ever came down here, do you think the first person they'd ask to see would be Sonny Tufts?"

This, of course, was during that period when Sonny Tufts's very name had become a standard comedian's joke, one guaranteed to bring down the house, so it meant something to audiences in '63. (It turns out Rob had of course really seen a saucer; a few nights later Buddy hears it too, and when he and Rob go exploring through the building they discover two men developing a toy saucer for Christmas. When Rob asks them what "Uhny-uftz" means, the scientist says, "It means we have failed," and the worker with him tells them, "It's supposed to say, 'Merry Christmas'!")

So, without benefit of oatmeal, you have nevertheless immediately pulled the correct answer out of thin air -- as thin as the air in the Cat Women's caverns, or the scriptwriters' offices. You now get your degree -- but from Tufts University, of course...which, indeed and in fact, really was founded by one of Sonny's considerably more illustrious (if less immortal) ancestors.

Me-yoww!!