a complete, utter snoozer....

OK, we all know why we are here, on the message board for "The Seafarers", so I won't go into that. If you're really curious about seeing this film, and you must be if you are reading this sentence, I can save you the trouble and point out the two best parts of the movie:

1) The title card that reads "Directed and Photographed by Stanley Kubrick". It's fun seeing his name on a title card screen.

2) The girl in that barber shop painting on the wall. Hell-o!

The rest of this film is so utterly dry and stale you just may wonder if being a Kubrick completionist is all that it's cracked up to be. Save yourself 28 minutes. Even Kubrick's other documentaries are at least moderately interesting compared to this one.

"There is no inner peace. There is only nervousness and death." - Fran Lebowitz