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Quotes from MST3K version...

posted 18 years ago by rudeboy8080
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-...at my tractor plant...
-...in Moscow!

-THEY BOMB OUR NATION'S HOBOS!
-THEY TOOK OUT BOXCAR WILLIE!

-The president stated, "I am rubber...you're glue...everything you bomb bounces back to you!"

-Breakfast at Harry's Bar...cornflakes with gin.

-Well, your girlfriend and I gotta go!

Russian Pilot: There's the target.
Tom Servo: Good, I gotta pick up some light bulbs.

Mike: Hello, you're on K-WAR.

DIRECTED BY ALFRED E. GREEN
Crow: What? Me direct?

Tom Servo: [refering to Phyllis Coates]Lois Lane got a 'fro!
Noel Neill: Gardener Field, Montana?
Tom Servo: Garderner Field...GET OUT OF HERE!
Mike: I'll save you the time. They're all dead!
Mike: Look, they're dead!

[–] rudeboy8080 17 years ago

Mike: Starring these people...and Chuck Norris!
Tom Servo: Pass the Beer Nuts, you back-a** cracker!

Reporter: War or no war...
Mike: ...I still gotta use the crapper!

Crow: THE CARNIVAL CRUISE LINE FIGHTS BACK!
Mike: ...if you could see me die...

Crow: So World War III is gonna be a lot like World War II?
[A cockpit/fighter jet mock-up and an actor sit
in front of a projection plate]
Crow: How do I not "dive" anymore?

[An atom bomb goes off]
Tom Servo: We'll meet again[a la 'Dr. Strangelove']...

Crow: I really am a cowboy...I'm not gay!

[Soviet planes bomb San Francisco]
Taxi driver: Anyone got a light?
Crow: I think I hear one coming!

[–] rudeboy8080 17 years ago

Tom Servo: Little man, I think I love you!

[–] GazHack 16 years ago

"I love cattle."

"Let me through, I'm a Texan."

[After the heroine has jumped to her death to avoid being raped by a soldier]
Tom: That's what all the girls do.
Crow: He's gonna get a complex!

"Phew, for a moment I thought this war was going to affect me personally."

"So World War Three is going to be alot like World War Two?"

Aide: They're wearing our uniforms!
Crow: "But they haven't got the figures for our uniforms!"

[After footage of an attack on an airbase is repeated]
Mike: "Guys, we have got to build this base somewhere else!"

"The Jerry Lewis - Dean Martin feud escalates!"

[–] rudeboy8080 14 years ago

I like that host segment where Mike Nelson builds a robot and it tries to kill Tom Servo and Crow! LOL!

[–] hobnob53 14 years ago

[Referring to the bulky guy in the white Stetson when he ambles into the bar:]

"Shouldn't he be guarding Oswald?"

[–] gloomanddoom 12 years ago

[When the Boulder Dam is bombed]
Crow: Despite the best efforts of the little Dutch boy...

"This is the final game of the World Series and we're the hometeam."
Servo: And we're the Mariners.

[During the flight to San Francisco]
Crow (as pilot): We got a real pretty view of the dust cloud out the right window. It's currently 7,000 degrees in San Francisco.
Pilot: New York Flight 2-8-9 to San Francisco tower. Request landing instructions.
Servo (radio voice): Uh, well, just keep coming down 'til you're not in the sky anymore. Dontcha know how to land?!

[When a Soviet is pretending to be a US soldier]
Guard: You ever go see the Cubs play?
Servo (as Soviet): Yeah, they won--Oh, damn, no!

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[–] dr-kandimba-1 8 years ago

(from the short)
Crow: Emotions are for ethnic people

Narrator: Most people don't have maids
Crow: They have daughters