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Dated Lines That No Longer Work



Let's face it, in a show nearly 70 years old, there ARE bits of comedy that no longer hold up.

In "Madame X", one of my faves, the cop tells Lucy and the other tenants that they think
the suspected burglar is a woman because someone saw her "stop and take a hitch at
her girdle." Please, what kind of burglar, female or otherwise, would WEAR a girdle to
break into apartments?? Secondly, seeing someone "taking a hitch at their girdle" hardly
makes them female!! Cross-dressers were around back then, too.

In the end, Madame X (played by a stuntwoman) looks young and slim, and would hardly
be wearing a girdle before going out to burglarize!!

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Believe it or not, slender women wore girdles back in the fifties and sixties! It was just a standard undergarment. My mom was about 110 lbs. and wore a girdle when she wore a dress. Stewardesses had to follow a strict weight policy, but sometimes their (female) supervisors would check to make sure they had their girdles on!

The first ILL had Ricky reciting a paragraph of dated lines. Remember the scene when he's shaving and Lucy wants to be a showgirl in his show?

He tells her that he doesn't want her in show business. All she has to do is cook and clean "and be the Mama for my children."

I just watched a bunch of third season episodes and while I love "The Black Wig", I can't believe Ricky told Lucy she could NOT get her hair cut! My dad never dared tell my mom what to do with her hair.

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I know, it seems crazy when he said she couldn't get her hair cut, but unfortunately there are many men still like that. I know quite a few women who have long hair, who say, 'I keep it long because my husband likes it this way' instead of doing what they want. And many are young. Also, my grandmother always wore a girdle to keep her stockings up haha. There aren't many jokes about celebrities or famous people on I Love Lucy, but one of the lines from "pioneer women" is "they must have had arms like gorgeous George" I have no idea who that is, that's a dated line, but there aren't as many as some other shows of that era.

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steven1660- ha! "Georgeous George"! He was a professional wrestler back then. He was called "gorgeous" because he was so handsome. I don't know if you are familiar with the old Bugs Bunny cartoons. There's one that's a take-off on him when Bugs wrestles "Ravishing Ronald".

Yes, in those days women needed a girdle (or a garter belt) to hold up their stockings. That was years before the invention of pantyhose.

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Sorry, Madame X was trying to pass herself off as a man, and as a burglar, I don't see how she would NEED a girdle
when she's moving through the night in pants, a shirt, a hat, scarf around the face, and a coat. Plus, as she's
running from one apartment building to another, she's "spotted taking a hitch her girdle" - while trying to get away??

Not convincing to me.

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Well...even if she dressed like a man, she'd still be wearing ladies undergarments. I'm pretty sure she was wearing a bra too!

And as far as "taking a hitch on her girdle" during her getaway, you can never underestimate the stupidity of criminals. I have a book of true "dumb criminal" stories. One guy robbed a bank and tried to make his getaway on a city bus!

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A BRA, yes, but a GIRDLE when wearing PANTS and a shirt - to appear as a man?

We know what a bra did/does, but a girdle was something women wore to streamline their figures - mainly
for dresses. And they could be very uncomfortable. I would think a female cat burglar would want lose-fitting
clothing for quick getaways.

I just don't see it.

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I know you don't "see it" cos you're a guy. LOL But years ago, women wore undergarments that were quite uncomfortable. That was just the way things were. I know this is going waaaay back, but I remember when I first read "Gone With the Wind", Scarlett was my age (16) and it was very important for her to be laced into a corset so she'd have a 16 inch waist. I thought she was nuts! Pantaloons, corset, corset cover, stockings,petticoats,etc. And that was in the HOT summer south. In the summer I wore little more than shorts, a top and sandals. Back then, the way people dressed, specifically women, was dictated by custom and culture. Comfort had little to do with it.

You remember Lucy and the Loving Cup? She wanted Ethel to take her on the subway. Ethel refused to go until she changed out of her jeans. She said she'd never wear them in public.

However I will admit that Madam X should've been dressing more comfortably for a quick getaway.

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Scarlett O'Hara was a feminine woman, who wanted to be seen as a woman and was wearing a corset for
a DRESS.

In any case, there really is no argument, as we're talking about a fictional character (Madame X). But I
still feel the cop's line ("saw her take a hitch at her girdle") is just silly. It isn't funny, and it doesn't feel
real to what this kind of woman was up to (robing homes in a man's clothing - not attending a dance
in a gown).

As for the series itself, I would bet that both Ball and Vance wore girdles. Often.

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Oh I didn't mean to imply that women should be wearing corsets too! But actually, the type of clothes that Scarlett and other women wore required corsets. There's a line in the book after Scarlett gave birth to Bonnie Blue. Her maid is trying to squeeze her waist into a corset and Scarlett says that if she can't get it down to 18 inches, she won't fit into any of her dresses.

Still, women wore girdles to work when I was a teen-ager. I had a summer job at a lunch counter and one day I remember my boss saying that her girdle was killing her. She wasn't in a gown or dress. She was in a waitress uniform.

Ethel definitely mentions wearing a girdle. I think it was in the episode when they were practicing how to curtsy for the Queen. I think that's when Ethel says that she can't get into her good dress without a girdle but she can't curtsy with a girdle on.

I just don't know what else the cop could have said to reveal the fact that it was a woman. He could've said that she stopped to check her make-up in her compact, but that would've been even sillier.

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Well, they couldn't get away then with the most obvious way to say it: "She has breasts!"

Isn't Ethel wearing a girdle under her coat in the opening scene of "Lucy's Schedule?"

As for your waitress boss, I'm sure her "uniform" was a dress! That's what all waitresses
wore then (before being called just "servers.").

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No, actually her "uniform" was pants. I used to wear a dress. But most of the other women wore those white uniform pants that were just getting popular. They were a lot more comfortable because that way you didn't need pantyhose. I finally gave in and started wearing them too.

Another dated type of line was whenever Lucy introduced herself as "Mrs. Ricky Ricardo". Or when she "missed the boat", Ricky had her paged like that. You rarely hear women introducing themselves that way.

Coincidentally, I was just going through my six season Bewitched episodes and a similar thing happened when Sam went to the hospital to deliver her baby.
Darrin introduced himself and Sam to the nurse as "Mr. and Mrs. Darrin Stephens."

I thought, "WHY on earth is he giving his name? He's not the patient! Samantha is!"

He should have said that her obstetrician had reserved a room for Samantha Stephens.

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Very true! And speaking of lines one simply doesn't understand, how about: "Drag the bull
into the ring and laugh in his face!" HOW is that supposed to mean a lean hamburger with
no onions?"

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LOL or "Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em!" I can understand 'wreck 'em' to mean scrambled eggs. But what's the significance of Adam and Eve when it comes to ordering eggs? One of the gals I worked with at the aforementioned restaurant would call them "hen fruit".

The "laugh in his face" part probably means that when you peel onions they can make you cry. So, no onions, no crying.

Some of the lines spoken on ILL regarding women's appearance or weight would get you in trouble with the P.C. police today. Nowadays, you can't mention weight because it's "fat shaming".

Some of the events on ILL are rather dated too. Lucy and Ethel often talk about their bridge games and getting together "with the girls" for bridge. I don't know any women who have the time or the inclination to get together to play cards all afternoon.

Another episode that feels dated is when the fellas spent all evening watching the fights and Lucy and Ethel sat in the kitchen bored. If that was today, both women would be on their phones texting or talking,...or.... on the computer like us!

Actually it felt dated to me when I saw the episode back in the sixties. My dad watched football for hours on the weekend and my mom never felt neglected or lonely. She did her own thing. She had her own pursuits.

Her one negative comment was to walk through the living room and ask, "Is this crap STILL on?"

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I'm surprised the topic was ongoing for so long..the girdle really doesn't make sense since women wore one for a reason. It was customary, but the custom was to enhance yourself and flatter your curves. A female robber in the middle of the night doesn't apply; she has nobody to look more enhanced for (except herself). Unless wearing one was a very thoughtless-reflex, I don't see it either.

On that note: this actress looked 3 inches and 30 lbs lighter than Vance, and Lucy thinks it's Ethel. Lucy is sparring, laying on the robber, and doesn't sense the fact.

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