What were those two blondes giggling their a$$es off at on the phone?
Were they making phony phone calls?
Did they call up a bar and tell them they were looking for "Mike Hunt" and then listen while the bartender asked, "Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? I understand that Mike Hunt is hairy and smelly and has a yeasty discharge."
Is that what they were listening to?
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.