I Love How

the only pairing to *not* have sex are the man and woman who are married to each other.

"My name is Paikea Apirana, and I come from a long line of chiefs stretching all the way back to the Whale Rider."


Signoret's character and the Count don't have sex either. He's afflicted by the same issue as was Alfred with Emma.

The distance is nothing. The first step is the hardest.