The Adventures of Clarriet

If Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez used to be called "BENNIFER"
Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler are called "SHAMY"
then Harriet Craig and Cousin Claire are to be called "CLARRIET"

One of my favorite scenes between the two is when Claire is about to "neck" with the guy who works with Harriet's husband (sorry, I forgot the guy's name)
Anyway, Harriet's not having any of this. Before she bursts in and ruins yet another evening / life of an innocent person, she sounds an ominous war cry by shrieking her name:
CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRE.....

She's such a bitch she drags the name out long enough to give it a second syllable.

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.