The Colonel's song-full text
Does anyone happen to have the full text of the Colonel's song about living in the South? A quick search on Google only turned up the first line.
This is all I can remember, since it's been years since I've seen this:
Well, boll mah weevil and corn mah pone!
Ya nevah git lonely 'cause you're nevah alone
When you're way down south (clicks his heels)
When you're way down south (clicks his heels)
Oh, Ah wish Ah wuz in the land o' juleps
Where the (something something) and the gals have tulips (or "two lips")
When you're way down south (clicks his heels)
When you're way down south (clicks his heels)...
And if I remember, that's where he's cut off by Charlie Dog's arrival.
"Oh, Belvidere! Come heah, boy!"