Time for a remake!!!


Set it in modern times, use CGI to make whoever plays the D'Ascoyne family appear younger or of the opposite sex, use modern methods of crime, film it in color.

And set it in a royal family, and call the protagonist "Archie", hur hur.

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OK, clearly this was meant in jest so I don't need to leap across the internet and smite you for your blasphemy. Phew, close call though.

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I'm serious! Really, I'm serious, try to bitchslap me at this distance if you can!!

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost ought to have a go.

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AAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHH

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YES!!!!!!!

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Don't even think of remaking Britain's greatest film.

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