Favourite MST3K lines
I wish MST3K had tackled more westerns because they were ripe for parody, because they are usually so 'straight'.
When the hero arrests three men:
"This is really embarrassing for the horses, because they know each other."
"Broad backs of the West!"
"Small talk of the West!"
Horse - "You should have tied me up properly. I'm just gonna to pull lose from this knot y'know? There I go, told ya."