A lot of morons


Almost everywhere I go for comments or reviews of this movie, there are a bunch of morons who come up with some of the most ridiculous, asinine arguments/criticisms I've ever heard about this movie. I'm here to set 'em straight.

First off, I'm gonna address some of the problems these fools have with the Bongo segment. Aside from all the whining about how this cartoon is "boring", "poorly executed", "bland", etc., which I do not see in this cartoon at all, probably the stupidest argument they have on this cartoon is how the "love slaps" (as they're known in the Jiminy Cricket version) imply possible domestic abuse. News flash: THEY WERE NOT MEANT TO BE SHOWN THAT WAY!!!!! Disney was trying to show how different romantic approaches in animals are different from us humans! How blind are these people?!

Secondly, there's the Mickey And The Beanstalk segment. Regarding Edgar Bergen, one of my favorite ventriloquists, some viewers whine about how he's a lousy ventriloquists because his lips are always seen moving as he performs his dummies. Come on, you think just because of that, he's terrible?! I don't think so! I can gladly overlook it, because 1.) he knows how to do the voices well; 2.) he makes fun at it himself, even during his appearance on "The Muppet Show". I really don't care what you people say about his lips moving. IT DOESN'T KILL THE PERFORMANCE!!!!!

Third, I really don't care how bad y'all think this movie is! I liked it as a kid, and I still like it today. Despite all its flaws, I still think it's a good movie. Yeah, it's no Disney masterpiece, but it's still fun to watch.

Anybody agree with me?

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Should you really be surprised by an abundance of ignorant and moronic reviews in a world of ignorant morons?

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Personally I think the animation in Bongo is absolutely top notch, with some outdoor scenes among the most lovely seen, rivalling Bambi in execution.

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