The more I read over comments and recall all the absurd/funny moments...
...the more I suspect the movie is putting one over on us. I'm not sure what the joke is meant to mean, but I feel certain that Wells was too smart for all the nuttiness to be inadvertent. He MUST have meant the movie to be humorous.
"I'll book you. I'll book you on something. I'll find something in the book to book you on."