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Fav MST3K lines!

posted 18 years ago by yesterdaysman_2000
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Here are some of mine:

Kitty: "You know it might not be important, but if someone dropped in accidently and I had to introduce you..."
Servo: "And I was in my underwear and you were in a trapese..."

Jimmy looking at pictures of a young Kitty: "Hey, you can tell you were gonna be beautiful."
Servo: "What happened?"

Dad: "Maybe he's got a girlfriend. I had when I was his age."
Crow: "Then I died inside."
Mom: "He better not start taking after you."
Joel: "That's it. There's a six pack calling my name."

Kitty's crying and the bots comment:
Servo: "If I had parents, I'd accuse them right now."
Crow: "I accuse her hair."

Blake: "You tell the police and you'll get 20 years."
Crow: "Free with no obligation?"

Chef: "I've had alot of guys come in here broke. Never sent em away hungry."
Crow: "Got em piled out back."

Kitty singing: "Why did you leave me?"
Joel singing: "You told him to."
Kitty: "Please hear my plea."
Crow: "Not guilty."

Jimmy: "So the things you said weren't true?"
Kitty: "Of course they weren't true."
Servo: "Except about your lousy shoe carrer."

Judge: "I find you guilty and sentence you to five years in state prison. That sentence will be suspended and you will be on probation for two years."
Joel: "Thank God I'm white."

[–] kaboom23 18 years ago

All the times when Joel & the Bots chant "Liar! Liar! Liar!"

The constant ripping on Jimmy winning the essay contest

Jimmy: Mom? Dad?
Joel: I won the get the crap kicked outta ya contest

And from the Truck Farmer short:

Narrator: Here in Texas, there is an additional problem
Crow: Texans

Joel & the Bots: Go Speed Farmer! Go Speed Farmer! Go Speed Farmer Go!

:) There's more, but I can't think of them right now

[–] Druff 18 years ago

I loved all of the weird random stuff from Al the fry cook.

"Here... stab this into your thigh."

"Like my hat? I made it!"

"It's nothin' special. In fact, it sucks."

[–] nutsyvol2 18 years ago

When the door opens: "Quack, quack, quack, quack!"

[–] dogmaticsushi 18 years ago

Yes! I was just about to say that.

"Ow! My area!"
"PLEASE don't touch the customers, Jim."
The little song about "I'll try again/'Cause something's wrong"
"Jimmy's cheating on me!"
"Eleanor Roosevelt is PISSED."
"She's drunk! It's funny!"
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall - can I make it to last call?"

[–] sisterofsleep 17 years ago

When Blake is telling Kitty that she belongs to him
Servo (I think it's Servo): "I'll never let anyone have you, not even myself!I'll kill me before that happens!"

And... ALL TOGETHER NOW:

"LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!"

[–] TheGoodMan19 17 years ago

"QUACK QUACK QUACK"

The Man in Black fled across the desert and the Gunslinger followed.

[–] Danny_N 17 years ago

The brunette sitting on the old man's lap at the party and one of the bots says "Walt Disney interviews a new Snow White"

"Remember we are fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did!"

[–] FlickPicker333 17 years ago

Kitty: "You'll always be a shoe salesman at 25 dollars a week."

Crow: "18 after taxes"

James: "It's not that they were ever unkind to me. They gave me everything I ever wanted except--

Tom Servo: Pancakes!

"Douche chill"

[–] Druff 17 years ago

Coffee shop owner [counting his money]: "...one million... two million... three million..."

[cut to Jimmy looking tentative]

Coffee shop owner [still counting his money]: "...fourteen billion... fifteen billion..."

[–] 17 years ago

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[–] mathews-rr-1 17 years ago

Girl: She's Drunk
Tom: IT'S FUNNY
Teacher: how shocking!
Crow: Elenore Rosevelts pissed!

James: I acusse my parents
Crow: we have a title

Crow(as Jimmy) uh I acusse my parents!

Jole: Blondie no!

Joel: mabey he just suspects his parents at this point.

Tom:look can SOMEONE hold an intervetion.

(cuts to a shot of Jimmy lying in bed at night)
Joel: Later in prison

[–] cammonro 16 years ago

"Auntie Em!"

"I like Jello"

[–] PirateofPie 16 years ago

Al The Fry Cook: You learn a lot about people when you're in this business.
Servo: For instance, they're bipeds.
My brother and sister and I were watching this episode the other night, and we had to pause it after that line because we were laughing so hard!

And the additional "lies" Joel and the bots invent for Jimmy to tell.
"I'm waiting for a call from the President, so I can't dance anyway."
"I liberated France while you were dancing!" And the multiple essay references and "It's my birthday tommorow!" references. It's hilarious how badly they rip on Jimmy.

And of course, LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!

[–] akacolumbine 16 years ago

"Yes Satan, speak to me through this song" (even Joel had to laugh at that one)

"Okay, enough with the birthday!"

___________
See the animal in his cage that you built
Are you sure what side you're on?

[–] WildMountainThyme 16 years ago

Charlie (looking suprisingly like a certain Nazi stooge) announces to the nightclub crowd: "Ladies and gentlemen I have a big surprise for you this evening!"

Servo: "I'm Rudolf Hess!"

For England, for home, and for the prize!

[–] dain_bramaged_926 16 years ago

-"I've got to control my urges!"
-"She is putting on her tassles now!"
-"But...my essay!"
-"Mom is HOT!"

I get the feeling you're violating somebody's basic human rights here...

[–] the_secret_door 15 years ago

"All life is travesty." (one I say all the time...lol)

(from the short on farming) "Oh, yeah, real complicated."

"Okay, since it's your birthday, we'll let you go."

you watched it, you can’t unwatch it

[–] the_secret_door 15 years ago

"uhhhh, my car ran out of tires."

you watched it, you can’t unwatch it

[–] VonCouch 15 years ago

(muffled, in closet) Hey, where'd you get these golf clubs?!

(Butler answers phone) Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?

And just the whole Jimmy leaving scene

(Jimmy writes good-bye note) Problem with mob. On lamb. Accusingly yours, Jimmy

(sets up note) I'll just put it over here with mom's suicide note.

(gives a final look) I saw some kick-ass parties here...

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"Feel pain; eat pudding"
- Conan O'Brien

[–] hellolamppost17 15 years ago

"I liberated France while you were dancing!!"

I also enjoyed the analysis of Jimmy's lying personality with whiteboard and demonstration.
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Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny. - Bender, Futurama

[–] governor_breck 14 years ago

"I synthesized animal protein in my lab today!"

[–] scott-1441 14 years ago

Joel (on The Truck Farmer): Wait, has anyone seen a truck?

Servo: "She's got a closet full of dead shoe salesmen!"

Charles: "As a matter of fact, we'll make a night of it! What do you say, kitten?"
Joel: "MEOW!"

"Honey, do you think our son will ever accuse us?"