witty

"Is that your own hair or did you scalp an angel?"


I laughed when the orchestra played "Thanks for the Memories" at the end of his act~Hope's signature song.




(W)hat are we without our dreams?
Making sure our fantasies
Do not overpower our realities. ~ RC

Larry Haines: Hey, you sure you know how to fly this thing?
Karen Bentley: Sure, my brother's a British ace.
Larry Haines: Yeah, well, my uncle's a dogcatcher, but I can't bark!