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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND !!!

posted 9 years ago by BobbyWaggs
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I was bit by a wolf and now when the moon is full I turn into a wolf myself !!!

Then I wake up without any socks or shoes ---

[–] kbarada 9 years ago

Dude, I don't think you understand!!! Did the wolf walk on two legs? If so, you could have been bitten by a werewolf. Don't you know that whoever is bitten by a werewolf and lives becomes a werewolf himself? You need to get professional help. Maybe you should start wearing a pentagram on a chain around your neck.

Let me leave you with these final thoughts: Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.

I see a bad moon arising in your future!

[–] BobbyWaggs 9 years ago

I have sought help from a elderly Gypsie woman Miss Ouspenskaya --- she says there's nothing she can do Aaaaah!!!

[–] kbarada 9 years ago

Sounds like you have a terminal case of Lycanthropy. In that case, I hope you have your affairs in order. I can only suggest that you avoid silver, as in silver tipped canes, silver knives, silver bullets, etc. that could be used against you.

By the way, do you really enjoy howling at the full moon or is that something that you are compelled to do by virtue of your disease?

[–] BobbyWaggs 9 years ago

Well mostly I just like climbing on the roof since I have these claws and all and of course the howling just is topping on the cake you know ---

[–] kbarada 9 years ago

 Sorry for laughing. Guess a werewolf gotta do what a werewolf gotta do! Looks like you have fully embraced your inner-werewolf.

[–] Yogami 8 years ago

Pal, that's alright. I'm sort of a wolf myself!

[–] GreenGoblinsOckVenom86 8 years ago

I'm the TC's doctor. I've got to call the hospital to see how he's doing.
Me on the phone: How's BobbyWaggs doing? You know the head injury case who went violent yesterday. (Listen for several seconds) Did you call the police? Well I suppose that's all we can do at present. I'll be there tonight. Goodbye.
Seems the TC tore off his straight jacket during the night and escaped by chewing it off with his teeth and jumping out the window. I've got to go find him! Also we need to get more secure windows so this can't happen again!

1, 2 Freddy's coming for you. 3, 4 better lock your door.

[–] MystMoonstruck 7 years ago

I wish they had all of it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9IZq_oMArM

(W)hat are we without our dreams?
Making sure our fantasies
Do not overpower our realities. ~ RC