'Your place in archaeological history will be assured'

Much the same as Sansho the Bailiff did, but we all know that.

Nothing is more beautiful than nothing.

The Dead Sea Scrolls were "discovered" by science in the shop of a small time cobbler who sold "antiques", curiosities, and tourist souvenirs as a part time side line. He had paid around thirty bucks for three of them.

"Pardon me while I have a strange interlude"- Marx