Drinking Game

The Official Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe Drinking Game

-Take a shot if you survive the credits and replay for the umpteenth time.
-Take a shot if a tremor enters Dale's voice.
-Take a shot if Captain Torch says something along the lines of "And that's the last of Flash Gordon."
-Take a shot any time Lt. Thong is mentioned.
-Take a shot any time they reuse the clip of Ming ordering the girl to hit the big bell. Take a double shot if this clip is combined with the clip of the weird giant statue waving its arms over a sea of harem girls.
-Take a shot any time Flash & Co. change outfits. Take a double shot if it's into a Ming guard outfit.
-Take a shot whenever another spy among Ming's loyal flunkies is discovered.
-Take a shot every time Flash saves somebody from Ming's Palace.
-Take a shot every time Flash & Co. find a convenient secret tunnel in Ming's Palace.
-Take a shot every time Flash is saved from instant death by the presence of a inconspicuous hole.
-Take a shot every time Ming's goons or Flash & Co. pretend to crash their spaceship as a "clever ruse."
-Take a shot every time the episode ends and they still haven't shown the ski-scene from the credits.
-Take a double shot when Dr. Zarkov gropes Flash's butt in Chapter 11. Take a shot whenever Dr. Zarkov touches anyone inappropriately.
-Take a shot if you notice anything that inspired George Lucas.
-Take a victory shot if you cannot possible foresee any logical way Flash can escape the cliffhanger.
-Take a shot if Dr. Zarkov gives an extremely lame explanation for how Flash escaped the cliffhanger.
-Drink copious amounts of anything any time the spaceships make that annoying lawnmower noise.