There are too many to mention every one of them, but for some unfathomable reason the following line never fails to crack me up:
"You are very talkative." (Said slowly, complete with a stern gaze.)
Those who haven't seen the film won't know what I am talking about. It really is one of those things that you "have to be there" - i.e. you have to see and hear it for yourself - to appreciate it... :)
HAHAHAHA!! that was priceless
I also like:
Ninotchka: We don't have men like you in my country.
Leon: Thank you.
Ninotchka: That is why I believe in the future of my country.
The delivery was perfect!!! LOOOOOL
and
Ninotchka: Must you flirt?
Count Leon d'Algout: Well, I don't have to, but I find it natural.
Ninotchka: Suppress it.
I also LOOOOOOVE when she talks to the Butler.
"He looks so sad. Do you whip him? ..... Go to bed Little Father"
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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Always without you
Perhaps my favourite one is:
Ninotchka: "How can such a civilisation survive which permits their women to put things like that on their heads?! Won't be long now comrades..."
The "Do you whip him?" quote is also extremely funny...
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re: the butler
He looks sad. Do you whip him?
Iranoff: Do you want to be alone, comrade? Ninotchka: No
sharewaiter- what would like to order?
N- Raw beets and carrots!
Waiter- This is a restaurant not a meadow
N- He looks sad..do you whip him? Go to bed little father, we vant to be aloooone
N-(Drunk) I want to talk to my brother!
Ninotchka: The last mass trials were a great success. There are going to be fewer but better Russians.
Absurdity: A Statement or belief inconsistent with my opinion.