Favorite Lines


Goddard: Don't these old, big, empty houses frighten you?

Hope: Nah - I was in vaudeville...

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Like the great "There are spirits all around you!" followed by "Well, could you put some in a glass, with a little ice? I could really use it!"

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Ha ha. I don't really find most of Bob Hope's one liners funny, but this one was.

Poorly Lived and Poorly Died, Poorly Buried and No One Cried

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The Jack Benny gag!

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