this movie is absolutely terrible

first of all, it's not even in color.

and where's the widescreen, huh?

but more importantly, where's the CGI and 1,206 cuts-per-minute, shaky-cam cool stuff? and believe it or not, the audio is low-fidelity *mono* -- are you kidding me? where's matt damon or ben affleck? and how come it's not narrated by morgan freeman?

like i said, this movie is absolutely terrible... and it wasn't even post-converted into 3D.