OH, I CAN JUST SEE A REMAKE!

It would probably star Kate Hudson and Adam Sandler--or "better" yet, Mo'Nique and Cedric the Entertainer.
In place of subtle humor and innuendoes, there would be reels of brainless slapstick and pratfalls and as much vugar language as possible, just like the ill-conceived remake of the classic MR. DEEDS GOES TO TOWN.
Let's hope this never happens.