And not just a story, a wild, wild west story to boot!
It all started with a certain invisible ingredient - found in pepper sauce, potato salad, deviled eggs, and -
Catsup!
But that's getting ahead of things. The best place to begin I suppose is the day Sherriff Ludwig received a firefly telegram while riding tall in the saddle atop the fabulous Tennessee Stud - Mr Tom.
There was a cracking sound. Water started leaking out in five directions, and just as Mr Tom, the gallant Tennessee Stud got near the shore of the slow moving waters the entire goldfish bowl disintegrated!
Sherriff Luddie just managed to land on the edge of the shore with one mighty leap but a quick glance at the inviting stream revealed two eyes looking right back at him, and two manacing snippers in an upraised position!
Knowing a moment of hesitation could mean ending up in smaller bits than a clumsey Humpty Dumpty -
Sherriff Luddie was quick on the draw and about to unleash a firestorm of hot lead on the snipper clippers above his head and reaching out of the river for him when a friendly but unknown voice said, "Let me give you a lift to safety, stranger."
. . .on the trail above them all, we see a big, brand new wagon, driven by
Henry the bat.
OnBowl services! Someone needs some assistance?
Mister Tom: (Turning to look)
Gentlemen, there's the calvary to the rescue!
How did you do that???
Mister Tom:
I subscribed the last bowl crack the Sheriff had. . .
(to Henry)
Got enough room for two more passengers?
I have two big tanks, as a matter-of-fact. . .one fresh-water, the other: salt!
Mister Tom; (to the finny-dippers)
There we go, gents! Let's get you out of the brimstone and back to town!
But, where will we stay?
Sheriff Luddie: (as Henry and Mister Tom gathers the three up)
With us, of course!
Mister Tom:
Absolutely!
Are you sure?
Mister Tom:
Yes, my blue beauty! Now, let's hie our hides back to town!
We see Mister Tom and Henry plop the Sheriff and Sony into the fresh water tank and Boris is cradled into the salt water tank
Sheriff Luddie:
Mister Tom, go on ahead to the office. . .I got a message coming.
Mister Tom:
I thought the telegram was the message. . .
Sheriff Luddie:
It was. . .but there's more!
Mister Tom:
(to Henry) You got this covered, friend?
100%. Git-a-long, bang-tail!
Sheriff Luddie
See ya back at the office!
Mister Tom:
Boris. . .Sony. . .see ya in town!
And Mister Tom departs.
OK, Sheriff. We're off and bringing up the rear.
Sheriff Luddie
Thank you, Henry!
Our view rises up into the air, where we see Mister Tom at full-gallup on the trail back to town. Henry follows behind normal speed with the flat bed wagon with two tanks, as Sheriff Luddie, Sony and Boris converse with each other in the tanks. . .
You guys been living in that Rio Taco Grande for a while then?
These bowls are pretty nice, much more roomy, must be the Delux.
I read about a model just like this in Better Bowls Magazine, but I didn't know Mr Tom the Tennessee Stud subscribed.
The treasure chest is standard you know, but the skeleton is optional.
Boris, if you look inside your treasure chest you might have a skeleton too, but I bet there's something else in there too. Bet it's a piece of paper with something written on it. Bet it's a triangle shape.
And there's hundreds of tiny footprints that go to a mountain, and the mountain is on the triangle piece you found. The mountain is shaped like an hourglass!
"...So you see, that's how Tom Hanks ended up in Texas with a map in his hand, turning around in a circle," concluded Sherriff Luddie as he finished retelling the tale of Chuck Noland to Boris and Sony and Harrison and Henry.
When suddenly a voice was heard coming from a tall sagitarius cactus...
"But which of the directions did Tom Hanks finally pick?"