Chief on the island has a funky mole

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Moles aren't funny like that, they're hilarious like that.

Many years ago I saw one do stand up in a comedy club in Miami and he had them rolling with laughter. He absolutely killed.

Hope this reply isn't too late, but there's this chinaman in my local convenience store with a dime-sized black mole on his left cheek. Big deal, right?

The weird thing is that he has these two really long, and I mean really long like seven or eight inch, hairs growing out and dangling from it. It's one of the craziest things I've ever seen. He's kind of an @$$hole, so I've never asked him about it.

Due to its size, you can't say the chief had a funky mole growing on him. It would be more accurate to say the funky mole had a chief growing on it.

I want to lick it.