Funniest Lines


I love the scene when Denham & the Captain see the torches running thru the village after Ann is kidnapped and Denham says "Looks like the night before election". I want to know what city he lived in where the people run around with torches the day before election. lol

2nd best line
Ann: Why Jack. You hate Women
Jack: Yeah I know. But you ain't women.

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"Yeah, blondes are scarce around here"

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I want to know what city he lived in where the people run around with torches the day before election.

In the later part of the 19th Century and the early part of the 20th Century, supporters of a candidate would hold torchlight parades for their man.

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When giving the native necklace he found on the deck to the skipper,the cook Charlie says,"Crazy black man been here!"

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How about when they get to the New York scene and Kong starts out with, "a priest, a rabbi, and a chaplain walk into a bar...."




“Willoughby, sir? That’s Willoughby right outside. It’s July. It’s summer. It’s 1888.”

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Any Charlie the cook says. He's a riot; they should've given him more to do.

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The native chief telling Denham he shops at Costco was the funniest line in the movie

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