Helius or Hans?


Ignore character/personality and just consider their looks alone. Who do you prefer?

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Helius every time. Also the name "Windegger" sounds like someone who farts a lot.

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I prefer to pronounce Windegger the German way, the W as a V, so it's more like Vin-degger. Just my way to get out of the embarrassing name! I also find Hans hotter than Helius as well.

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I don't know how there can be any comparison: Helius is far better looking, and has a nobler nature than Hans.

And my husband and I have been known to do some riffing during Hans's scenes, although we love the movie. Especially, the line "Windegger...dump...No! Not THAT kind of dump!"

Flat, drab passion meanders across the screen!

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What - you won't give Turner a shot? Don't like his bad teeth and combover? Or the alternate look with the glasses? Even with the top hat and slick suit?

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