The Canary's voice
Before seeing this movie I had only seen Louise Brooks as Lulu, in Pandora's Box. She was stunningly beautiful, but it was a silent film and I had no idea what she sounded like. Now this film opens with Brooks's stage act, and she's even more of a smasher, if that's possible - and, by the way, she can play with my swing set anytime.
But when she opens her mouth she gives vent to an adenoidal whine of such poisonous repellancy that I instantly wished she had never been allowed to make a talkie. I came to IMDb to express my disappointment when much to my relief I found that Louise Brooks never said a word that got on to the sound track: they found some cheap chippy who could do a fair imitation of a lowlife criminal girl.
So I can rest easy in my dream image of her beauty without making a large discount for her voice. But just to be on the safe side, I'll make a point of not seeing her in any more talkies, if she made any. That is, unless someone reading this can tell me that her voice was fine and I needn't worry about destroying a beautiful fantasy.